Since my girlfriend has kids, I spend a lot more time around kids than I expected to at this age. One of the things I've realized is that I'll probably end up as one of those dads that shows strangers his baby pictures. Since I don't have baby pictures to show y'all, you get the next best thing

  1. Scene: On Our Way To Dinner

    Kids: What Does Your Shirt Say?

    Me: I Only Date Crack Whores [see the T-shirt here]

    Kids: Mommy Isn't A Crack Whore.

    Me: I'll Go Change My Shirt

    This explains why my girlfriend made me throw out my I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that T-shirt. I'm guessing she forgot about this one.

  2. Scene: Playing Video Games with one of Their Friends

    Me: I'm too old to play games with you guys

    Kids: You're not old, you're only 28.

    Kids Friend: You're 28? My mom is 28 and she likes black guys. You should marry my mom.

    Me to girlfriend: Should I tell her mom she said that?

    My Girlfriend: No. Dummy!


Friday, July 14, 2006 5:10:52 AM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)
Hi there,

Long time no see!

Life is still the rollercoaster it always was, but it's getting a lot lot better.

Getting re-aquainted with your blog I stumbled upon this little piece of humanity buried amongst the tech stuff!

I've always admired people that can take on others kids in a relationship. Not sure why, but there ya go!

Best of luck to you and yours,

King George =)
Sunday, July 16, 2006 2:49:51 PM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)
Two young? I'm 40 and I'm counting the years until my son's old enough to have his ass kicked at Soul Calibre.
Friday, December 1, 2006 1:04:23 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
re dialog #2: oy, the mouth on that one! :)
Jimoh Alabi
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