December 5, 2007
@ 04:00 AM

[Scene: A married couple listening to Prince’s Little Red Corvette while driving back from the grocery store]

DARE: You know what? I think this song is a metaphor for sex.

JENNA: All songs about cars are metaphors for sex.

DARE: True.

JENNA: Well, except for Throws Some D’s…that song is actually about putting rims on your car.

DARE: Perhaps it is the exception that proves the rule?


Now playing: Prince - Little Red Corvette


Wednesday, December 5, 2007 4:12:13 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
Dare you're about as sharp as a ball.
Wednesday, December 5, 2007 10:29:51 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
I think you're the perfect couple for a new sitcom. :)
Wednesday, December 5, 2007 3:26:57 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
And all Prince songs are metaphors for sex.

The rap songs of the "pimping" genre are not metaphors for anything; they are spectacles designed in part to get the rappers laid.

This isn't a knock on these type performances -- not everything has to be poetry and metaphor. People like these types of songs for the exact same reasons they read "People" magazine.
Saturday, December 8, 2007 2:05:48 AM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
OMG you're enjoying your own little slice of heaven!
dusty rhodes
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