October 5, 2006
@ 09:03 AM
Comments [11]
What a Way to Start the Morning

After my workout this morning, I was in the locker getting undressed to shower when I turned around after locking my locker and realized someone had taken my towel. So there I am in my birthday suit with no towel yet about to take a shower. So I have to make a decision do I

  1. Get dressed and go back to the front desk to get another towel?
  2. Hang around the locker room until an attendant shows up and ask him for a towel?
  3. Take a shower without a towel and "air dry"?
  4. Steal somebody else's towel?

Guess which one I picked? :)


 

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Thursday, October 05, 2006 8:27:35 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
Go back to the front desk, but still in your birthday suit, to get a towel?? :)
ben
Thursday, October 05, 2006 8:46:02 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
Obviously you stole somebody else's towell, thus setting the dominoes in action...
Haacked
Thursday, October 05, 2006 9:49:30 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
The only *sensible* option is 1. Which is why I sincerely hope you chose any of the others, with #2 taking the cake. I used to know a guy who'd start a normal conversation with you stark naked in the locker room after football and basketball games. Acted like he wasn't even naked. It's just downright creepy.
Christian Romney
Thursday, October 05, 2006 3:46:14 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
none of the above, just because your too big for the hair dryer (we'd be waiting till sundown 8-) ha ha ha

You open the locker to find that "lo and behold" you had put your towel in there.

Thanks for the laugh.
Samiuela LV Taufa
Thursday, October 05, 2006 4:14:17 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
Ran to your office in your b-day suit, get your car keys and drive(still in b-day suit) to your place. :-)
PrvrtFoulei
Thursday, October 05, 2006 4:39:32 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
5. Furtively masturbate in the corner of the locker room while muttering sweet nothings about Windows Live.
eDoug
Thursday, October 05, 2006 9:18:15 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
5. hide all the towels so others will call the front desk.

hmm. is your capcha case-sensitive?
Don Park
Friday, October 06, 2006 5:32:00 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
This happened to me a year ago, and I chose #4. What if an endless cycle has been set in place at the Pro Club and there's perpetually a missing towel in the locker room!?
arjun
Saturday, October 07, 2006 1:53:12 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
Well?? Which was it?
Christian Romney
Wednesday, October 18, 2006 1:46:25 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
WGAF?
WOREVA
Saturday, November 25, 2006 8:33:07 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
5. Walked to the front desk in your birthday suit and asked the attendant for a towel.

That's what I would have done. It sure beats waiting to "air dry"! :)
Jimoh Alabi
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