October 5, 2006
@ 05:03 PM

After my workout this morning, I was in the locker getting undressed to shower when I turned around after locking my locker and realized someone had taken my towel. So there I am in my birthday suit with no towel yet about to take a shower. So I have to make a decision do I

  1. Get dressed and go back to the front desk to get another towel?
  2. Hang around the locker room until an attendant shows up and ask him for a towel?
  3. Take a shower without a towel and "air dry"?
  4. Steal somebody else's towel?

Guess which one I picked? :)


Thursday, October 5, 2006 5:27:35 PM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)
Go back to the front desk, but still in your birthday suit, to get a towel?? :)
Thursday, October 5, 2006 5:46:02 PM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)
Obviously you stole somebody else's towell, thus setting the dominoes in action...
Thursday, October 5, 2006 6:49:30 PM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)
The only *sensible* option is 1. Which is why I sincerely hope you chose any of the others, with #2 taking the cake. I used to know a guy who'd start a normal conversation with you stark naked in the locker room after football and basketball games. Acted like he wasn't even naked. It's just downright creepy.
Friday, October 6, 2006 12:46:14 AM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)
none of the above, just because your too big for the hair dryer (we'd be waiting till sundown 8-) ha ha ha

You open the locker to find that "lo and behold" you had put your towel in there.

Thanks for the laugh.
Friday, October 6, 2006 1:14:17 AM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)
Ran to your office in your b-day suit, get your car keys and drive(still in b-day suit) to your place. :-)
Friday, October 6, 2006 1:39:32 AM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)
5. Furtively masturbate in the corner of the locker room while muttering sweet nothings about Windows Live.
Friday, October 6, 2006 6:18:15 AM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)
5. hide all the towels so others will call the front desk.

hmm. is your capcha case-sensitive?
Saturday, October 7, 2006 2:32:00 AM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)
This happened to me a year ago, and I chose #4. What if an endless cycle has been set in place at the Pro Club and there's perpetually a missing towel in the locker room!?
Saturday, October 7, 2006 10:53:12 PM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)
Well?? Which was it?
Wednesday, October 18, 2006 10:46:25 PM (GMT Daylight Time, UTC+01:00)
Saturday, November 25, 2006 4:33:07 PM (GMT Standard Time, UTC+00:00)
5. Walked to the front desk in your birthday suit and asked the attendant for a towel.

That's what I would have done. It sure beats waiting to "air dry"! :)
Jimoh Alabi
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